Thief Steals Frozen Placenta

Ok, so this isn't exactly a news item, but scroll down to the second to the last paragraph and you'll see it:

A Dunedin mother was "devastated" by the theft of her child's placenta last Monday night, and begged thieves to return it. "Even if it was left in the letterbox," she said, "I don't really care how it's returned, or what condition it's in."

Hm... wonder if he figures out what it is when he takes a look at all the food he stole...